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In lieu of monthly Social Security checks, President Romney will issue senior citizens realistic, made-in-China bear costumes, so they won’t be embarrassed when spotted dumpster diving for food and other essentials. Hunters will be discouraged from bagging bears near dumpsters and trash cans during bear season. Dead people-bears will be given free burials after Mitt’s “Saintly” minions properly baptize them! Bless you, Mitt!

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