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Post-Gazette sports reporter Paul Zeise blogs about the world of sports, and Pittsburgh sports in particular, with an assist from Seth Rorabaugh and his Morning Links. Follow Paul on Twitter @PaulZeise and Seth @emptynetters.
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Zeise Out Loud
Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:15
In lieu of monthly Social Security checks, President Romney will issue senior citizens realistic, made-in-China bear costumes, so they won’t be embarrassed when spotted dumpster diving for food and other essentials. Hunters will be discouraged from bagging bears near dumpsters and trash cans during bear season. Dead people-bears will be given free burials after Mitt’s “Saintly” minions properly baptize them! Bless you, Mitt!
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