Friday, 22 June 2012 04:01

Written by Robert Biller

Did you know that 40% of Japanese men are sitting down to urinate? And it’s not because of religious beliefs like the billion-plus Muslim men and women who follow the Prophet’s example. Nope, Japanese men seat-pee because their “mamma-san” demands it! Holy sushi, Squatman! Now, in Sweden, the radical feministic-socialistic “Left Party” is pushing to force male Sormland County officials to micturate while seated. One wonders how this rule would be enforced. Will doors be removed from stalls so the pee-police can cite scofflaws? Supporters claim it will eliminate puddles on floors and yellow stains on walls and ceilings and toilet seats. They even claim to have medical studies proving sitting is good for prostate health and facilitates better bladder drainage. What’s next? No more TV remotes? Crotch scratchers beware!