Posted by: JimBibbySweat1
on Aug 01, 2011
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James Neal was on a four-goal per season pace after joining the Penguins last year. He might score that many off of his noggin with a healthy Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin back in the lineup.
Posted by: Toadsly
on Jul 31, 2011
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Santa stopped by Toadsly’s pad and discussed this upcoming Christmas season’s hot new item, the “Belly-Button Microbiology Kit.” Budding scientists will be able to swab their navels with the included collection device, and then send it out. It’s possible a new strain of bacterium or two or three will be detected and then named after the collector. Recently, researchers discovered 662 unrecognized strains in the umbilical cord scars of 95 volunteers. Can’t wait to get one this yuletide! No bathing till then!
Posted by: JimBibbySweat1
on Jul 29, 2011
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The Penguins relied on Sidney Crosby to take faceoffs and then shifted to Jordan Staal once Crosby suffered a concussion -- with less than glowing results. Plenty of numbers, rankings and a video with bad music to pour over in the latest post.
Read more here http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=37335
Posted by: bigswa1
on Jul 28, 2011
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STEEL CURTAIN RADIO #139: FREE AGENCY 101 w/ IAN WHETSTONE
Posted by: mattgajtka
on Jul 27, 2011
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Check out my latest blog post on Tuesday's Pirates-Braves marathon and the controversial call that ended it in unsatisfying fashion. Link below:
Posted by: rnm44
on Jul 27, 2011
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Marcus Bachmann runs a clinic where they "pray away the gay"...and turn homosexual people into heterosexuals. This is called "Reparation therapy"....a dangerous and absolutely debunked concept in the world of psychotherapy. Problem is that Mr Bachmann himself has quite a gay lisp even as he states that"gay people are barbarians who need to be disciplined". That sounds like a poster in a San Francisco Leather bar, There was a clip of Marcus Bachmann dancing with Michelle ( she's the candidate for those people who find Sarah Palin to be too intellectual ) and he looks like a big old queen prancing around like a pixie.
Now I don't look down on any gay guy who chooses to be or just IS as feminine or outrageous as they can muster, but there's something about people like congressman Larry Craig tapping his foot for sex in a men's room while he screams " I'M NOT GAY! " that kinda bothers me....the way Marcus does.
On Comedy Central, Seinfeld said that Mr B. buys BRAWNY paper towels because he likes the wrapper, and that Richard Simmons told Mr Bachmann to"tone it down".
I'm thinking that I might open my own clinic where I'll make straight people gay. I figure it'll take about six sessions for men and about five for women. Seriously, if you're reading this, what do you think the chances are that anyone could make you do a 360 with your sexuality? Jeeze. In the meantime I'm going to buy tickets for LA CAGE AUX FOLLES at the CLO, I heard that Marcus Bachmann may play the lead...if he can find a pair of size eighteen red stilettos.
Posted by: Toadsly
on Jul 27, 2011
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A pleasant diversion (at least I hope so):
Posted by: Toadsly
on Jul 26, 2011
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Dear Doc Stosh: For longer than I care to remember, I’ve been having a recurring sexual nightmare. Whilst suspended in the air, on a flying carpet, I’m making love to a veiled Arabian woman in front of a live TV audience. In this audience, along with my mother and “funny” Uncle Butch, are the cast of “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In,” and a magician who resembles Don DeLuise. Just as I reach the “explosive” moment with the veiled beauty, I start to shout “Shaaaaaaaa.” I never complete the mystery word because I awaken with an incredible erection – which is rather puzzling since I’ve been impotent for ages and must take Viagra to satisfy my wife. What does this does mean? Signed: Farfel Fosdick (not my real name)
Posted by: rnm44
on Jul 25, 2011
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With all the gay weddings in New York yesterday, the protestors were out in full force in the hot summer sun. I keep hearing things like.." Gay marriages threaten the very fabric of our society " or " We need to protect marriage....defend it,," What exactly is the threat again...? Will everyone want to divorce their husbands and wives and exchange them for a same sex partner? Will teenage boys opt for boyfriends instead of girlfriends? Will God get mad and punish the world with an earthquake or a tsunami?
I hope that my niece and nephew marry the person they love...my brother did...my Mom and Dad did...my grandparents did...but as it stands right now I'm not allowed to do the same. I fell in love thirty years ago.
We moved in together, bought a house, laughed and cried together all these years, lived through sickness and good health, loved our dogs, took care of our parents, and made friends with all the neighbors. We aren't allowed to be married in Pennsylvania because......uh......because....we're a threat? C'mon...who the hell is threatened? The Pope recently said that the two greatest threats to the world are terrorism and...yep...you guessed it. GAY MARRIAGE!
My fantasy is to quietly enter Saint Patrick's Cathedral in New York with a justice of the peace and tie the knot with my partner. Then I could announce to the world that we were married in the cathedral...but I guess I might have to announce it from a jail cell !
Posted by: JimBibbySweat1
on Jul 25, 2011
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We need some Penguins talk to cool off after a steaming hot week at PNC Park with the first-place Pittsburgh Pirates. Steve Sullivan believes he can serve as a "reliable top-nine forward." The Penguins' Web site chronicles Evgeni Malkin's rehab from knee surgery in three-part harmony and more. Read more here http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/John-Toperzer/Penguins-Monday-Hot-Fun-in-the-Summertime/150/37254 and follow me on <a href="/www.twitter.com/johntoperzer">Twitter</a>.
