More (Bad) Memories

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thescarletpumpernickel

Remember when you were a kid and older sibling or neighborhood kid would goad you into doing something stupid by relentless teasing or a double-dog dare?

Remember what you told your parents when you were caught doing something stupid because of the situation that I described?

"He made me do it!"

Don't you just hate when people make you do things?

The reason that I am thinking of this tonight is twofold:

That damned Obama is trying to make us all purchase health care insurance. You haven't heard?  It's all over the news.  In fact,  I'm damned sick of hearing about it. I imagine that by now the Supremes, who look old and tired to begin with, are really tired of hearing about it also. After all, they are a crotchety old bunch and they already have their own health plan. Oh, sure, Their health care covers a buxom Swedish massage-and-aroma- therapist. What do they have to worry about? They are probably thinking "God, what a bore this person is. I just want to get out of here and a have a few slugs of Red Eye and take my nap".

The reason that I'm damned sick of hearing about it is that damned Reg Henry shut-down his blog on the Post-Gazette, leaving me and a number of other Reg-ulators with no choice but to join that damned Facebook if we want to tell people how pissed we are about thngs.

In fact, he made me do it. Join Facebook, that is. (Altough I already had a neglected account, truth be told. At least by shutting down "Reg on Wry" I nearly doubled the number of friends that I have with the Reg-ulators who still talk to me. I think that I'm up to twenty. My kids find that very amusing, but won't explain the joke to me.)

Now if I want to Catholic-bash, or spread my communist doctrine, or become embroiled in  some gender-based argument,  or just become embroiled period, I have to post *here*, where noone but Toadsly, ciejai, Jersey Joe, and mm44 reads posts. (And even then prob'ly to humor the crazy old guy.)

I wonder if Reg realized what he did when he deep-sixed his blog. There are probably lots of other bloggers like me with nowhere to go, and that's not a good thing. Me, and probably a number of otherr Reg-ulators, find ourselves lonesome. (Or is that "loathsome"?)

Reg has upset the natural balance of things; he's knocked the karmic wheel off the dharmic apple cart, and folks with only a tentative connection to reality can feel tossed into the abyss, or seek succor where they can find it, like lonesome Joe Buck in  this scene from "Midnight Cowboy":   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBy2MW-D9P8

Teachable Moment: Don't ever, ever engage another human being. (Kind of like the rule: Don't ever, ever talk to anyone on the bus. (That's how I met Mrs. pumpernickel.) ) You will become forever responsible for that person's actions. You will make him "do things" he never even dreamed of.

He'll go to seedy hotels seeking-out creepy old sidewalk evangelists.

He'll join Facebook.

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ceejai
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ceejai, March 28, 2012 - 07:25 PM

What's worse, pumpernickel, is that every time somebody liked something, or commented, or changed their underwear a "Notification" showed up in my email account! IN MY EMAIL! They multiplied like bunnies. IN MY EMAIL! Aaack!
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 28, 2012 - 08:40 PM
There must be a way of turning-off the functionality that sends an alert in one's email for every little item in FB.

I am still uncomfortable with using it. I don't know all of its functionality. Also, I really don't feel like doocumenting my life "out there"; better left for a personal memoir. Connecting and staying connected with friends and family is nice, though.

The "stalking" aspect, i.e., looking for old friends and aquaintances makes me feel a little queesy. Sometimes associations end for a (good) reason.

Don't want to "tweet". (Don't know how, anyway, and my cellphone is a "dumb" cellphone that I purchased just in case I need to call AAA.) Who really needs to know my every thought and action?
ceejai
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ceejai, March 28, 2012 - 08:44 PM

I figured out how to turn off the Notifications system. I also set up a new page and have tried to use it to comment on Reg's column. It appears to accept my comment and then it disappears. Maybe it's getting caught up in the PG spam filter when I use the "Posting As" function.
Toadsly
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Toadsly, March 29, 2012 - 02:34 AM
How can people spend half of their lives on FB?

Great column thescarletpumpernickel. I miss ROW.

FB is a poor substitute.

Hey, Ciejai, I caught "The Hunger Games." Better than the "Twilight" series, but teenagers butchering one another is on a certain level disturbing.

It's a strange world!
Jersey Joe
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Jersey Joe, March 29, 2012 - 07:33 AM
Here is my take on it, an old broad walking around in a costume of used fertility, a little green slimy thing, some guy all the women recognize is checking out their husbands, and scarlet, I do not know what to make of you, is going to grab conversational public acknowledgement is on the slim to none side of life.

So, I am here to tell you as one who begins countless conversations with the unknown that there are many people out there who read these blogs but never comment.

Toadsly, On every level teenagers butchering anyone is totally disturbing.


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Saturday APRIL 21.

Its also a first for gatherings, this will be our first
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It will be anchored by my small 25 feet motor home to be easily found.

Lots of news to follow.

For now only this, we welcome back JAL as Sargent At Arms.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 11:47 AM
Toadsly -

I must be *really* out of the loop.

While I have heard of "The Hunger Games" (references and articles seem to be everywhere) I haven't bothered to find-out exactly what they are!

I figured that they (the games) were some sort-of reality show.

Often I will purposely avoid focusing on our culture's latest craze.

So let me get this straight. It's about teens butchering each other, but *not* having sex?

That ain't what I remember.
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 11:50 AM
Jersey Joe -

...and scarlet, I do not know what to make of you,...


LOL. That sounds like a compliment to me! Would make a great epitaph.

ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 02:09 PM

Toadsly and pumpernickel, the last vampire film I liked was Shadow of the Vampire with John Malkovich and Willem Dafoe. It is about the making of the granddaddy of all vampire films, Nosferatu, released in 1922. Scenes from the original slide seamlessly into place.

Dafoe plays the actor "playing" the vampire-- except he isn't playing. He *is* a vampire and has been promised the blood of the leading lady by the film's director, F W Murnau (Malkovich).

Hilarity amidst the horror ensues when Dafoe(Schreck) loses control and feasts on the cinematographer. From Roger Ebert's review:

Murnau shouts in rage that he needs the cinematographer, and now will have to go to Berlin and hire another one. He begs Schreck to keep his appetites in check until the final scene. Schreck muses aloud, "I do not think we need . . . the writer.


mr ciejai and I watched it twice! Back-to-back!
ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 02:11 PM

pumpernickel, on ignoring the latest culture craze, I'm with you buddy.

I have never seen Titanic, Avatar, or even one episode of The Sopranos.

You?
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 03:05 PM
ciejai -

Haven't watched any of them.

On purpose, anyway.

Like a lot of movies or TV, because my house is "modest" (i.e., "small") by today's standards, and because it is crowded, the TV is almost *always* on, so there have been times when a family member has watched either "Titanic" or "Avatar" and I've caught snippets of those.

As to "The Sopranos", I irealize how popular that series was, and have heard about how addicting it was to a lot of viewers, but by-and-large, I don't like "Mob" movies. (Even the Godfather, inspite of Coppola's masterful work. (He has a vineyard, ciejai.Makes really good wine.))

Just not interested.

In fact, if I were Italian I am not sure that I wouldn't take offense of the stereotype portarayed in such movies and programs.
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 03:06 PM
That is to say I haven't seen even a moment of "The Sopranos".
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 03:07 PM
Will have to watch "Shadow of the Vampire".

Trust your and Toadsly's judgment.
ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 03:15 PM

The Godfather I and II were terrific. I don't care for the average Mob movie. I mean how many hoods and hitmen are roaming around out there? And why and what do I need to know about them?

OTOH, I did enjoy The Matador with Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear. But that's more of a buddy movie and a bit of a spoof.

Favorite movie lately in the ciejai house: Rio
Toadsly
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Toadsly, March 29, 2012 - 03:40 PM
Drive is an interesting kind of gangster movie. Albert Brooks as a vicious mob boss was great casting. But the violence is over the top.

I liked the Matador. Never saw Rio.

I don't have cable, so I only catch cable shows like the "Sopranos" when I'm staying in a Hotel.
ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 04:16 PM

Toadsly, I rely on you to keep me informed of current cultural trends. Without your recommendation I would have missed Downton Abbey as well as I Love You Philip Morris and Limitless. mr ciejai really enjoyed all those too.
ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 04:16 PM

American Gangster is a great movie with Denzel Washington and some guy from Down Under. smilies/wink.gif
ceejai
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ceejai, March 29, 2012 - 04:32 PM

Oops.

Highmark CEO on unpaid leave after fight with mistress' husband

http://www.post-gazette.com/st...nd-628770/
Jersey Joe
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Jersey Joe, March 29, 2012 - 04:43 PM
I never watched the Sopranos until after it was cancelled. My wife coming from the great country of Italy did say the fellow who had a part time role of a bad man from Italy looked the part for real.
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 29, 2012 - 05:00 PM
*t's in the mail smilies/wink.gif
rnm44
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rnm44, March 30, 2012 - 04:36 PM
please don't give up the ship ! love your comments and posts RNM
rnm44
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rnm44, March 30, 2012 - 07:13 PM
please don't give up the ship ! love your comments and posts RNM
thescarletpumpernickel
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thescarletpumpernickel, March 30, 2012 - 08:53 PM
mm44 -

Thank you very much for the encouragement.

Your stories about Catholic School are very well-written and evocative.

Brings back memories. Mostly good memories.

Were you in grade school when Kennedy got elected? It was like Jesus returned. (Toadsly, I know you were (in Catholic school) then.)

Cuban Missile Crisis we would all duck and cover under our desks.
We received survival training in case of a nuke-u-lar attack by one of the kid's mom, who was a nurse. The back pages of the manual (on how to do an emergency delivery of a child) were stapled together so that us kids couldn't read that part.

Did you know that in a pinch water can be provided out of the toilet tank?

Toadsly
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Toadsly, March 31, 2012 - 12:42 AM
*t was like Jesus returned.
Jersey Joe
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Jersey Joe, March 31, 2012 - 11:40 AM
Cheaters were not welcome in our house, the kennedys included.

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